Thursday, August 18, 2011

Why Lude Photos of Jail-bait Won't be Leaving Facebook.

Lude photos of teenage girls on Facebook are a common site. After all, Facebook is operated on the narcissism of our society. Girls want the attention, and set out to take raunchy “pics” of themselves with duck-faces.

In a recent court case, a 16 and 15 year old pair of girls bought dong-shaped lollipops, and would spend the night taking photographs of each-other orally enjoying said lollipops. The photos leaked online, and their school got a hold of them, suspending both from extracurricular activities for a part of the school year.

When asked why, the girls simply said what I imagine to be something along the lines of “for teh lulz XD”.

Anyways, the issue here was the school taking action when the photos had nothing to do with school. What ended up happening in the court case was they school was made to remove any punishments it had served on the pair, as the photos were deemed to be constitutionally protected. IT IS A GIRL’S RIGHT TO SUCK ON A LOLIPOP AND POST PICS.

Law is an “L” away from being exactly what it is: Hilarious.

4 comments:

  1. I got kicked out of a local concert once for performing oral relations on a glowstick :( damn women getting away with stuff just because they got boobs.

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  2. lmfao that was well presented good work

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